Kaworu's AT Field

A Mexican, a native and a Canadian.

Kaworu — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 07:01:46 +0000

A mexican, a native and a Canadian are sitting in a bar, each with a shot of tequila in front of them.

The mexican drains his drink and tosses his glass into the air. He grabs his six shooter and takes aim. The glass busts into tiny pieces.

The Native asks “why did you do that?”

The Mexican replies “in Mexico we have so many shot glasses you never have to use the same one twice.”

The Native tilts his head back and the shot trickles down his throat. When it’s gone, he tosses the glass into the air. The Native takes out his bow, grabs an arrow and fires at the glass. Bullseye.

The Canadian asks the Native “why did you do that?”

The Native responds “Every month I get free money from the government so I never have to drink from the same glass twice.”

Finally the Canadian slurps back his tequila. He slams his glass on the table, takes out his shotgun and blasts a hole in the Native’s head.

The curious Mexican inquires about the Canadian’s actions.

The Canadian says “there’s so many drunk natives in Canada I never have to drink with the same one twice.

Fuck Yeah!

Kaworu — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 06:02:16 +0000

Still Alive

Kaworu — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 04:45:53 +0000

Exactly one year ago was my going away party.
I’m still alive xD

Day 1: Sowed the seeds

Kaworu — Mon, 17 May 2010 05:19:57 +0000

I sowed 23 sunflower seeds using specially made canadian peat moss pellets.

Mini Greenhouse

Bawww

Kaworu — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 07:13:58 +0000

Admit it, you identify yourself with it too

Accountancy? not likely.

Kaworu — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 00:29:08 +0000

Okay, so I just had my “Ideas” exam.
Basically, we study the history of human thought from greece to present day.
This is supposed to make us well-rounded professionals.

The exam consisted of 4 open questions:

1) Why is greece considered the birthplace of occidental culture?
2) What is human Knowledge, and how is it archive?
3) What is the soul and what proves do platon give for it
4) What does it mean to have a Virtuous life,and why do men and cities need it

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Now, I dot want to talk about whether or not I passed, because I don’t know yet.
What I want to ask is, based on the 4 questions above would you guess I was enrolled in an accounting program?

I mean, when I look at them, I don’t think it as a set of questions an accountant should know.

22

Kaworu — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 06:03:46 +0000

Today it’s my 22nd Birth Day!

Happy BDAY to myself and to my brother xD

Back to School

Kaworu — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 11:46:48 +0000

Just finished getting ready for school.
It’s currently 5:45 am, my class starts at 7:00 am

Since I don’t want to be late for my first class, I’ll be leaving soon.

New years resolutions

Kaworu — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 03:14:13 +0000

1. Do better in school.
2. Get a job if possible.
3. Read/listen to more audiobooks.
4. Play more with my cousins.
5. Enjoy life?

Survivor Page

Kaworu — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 08:00:29 +0000

I added a Survivor page on the top right of the blog.

You can also get to it by clicking here

You can also see the feed on the sidebar.

Or if you have one of those apps to see webcam feeds, this is the link.

http://www.kaworu.ca/webcam/image.jpg

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Feel free to comment who do you think will be the lucky survivor!