A Mexican, a native and a Canadian.
- August 13th, 2010
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A mexican, a native and a Canadian are sitting in a bar, each with a shot of tequila in front of them.
The mexican drains his drink and tosses his glass into the air. He grabs his six shooter and takes aim. The glass busts into tiny pieces.
The Native asks “why did you do that?”
The Mexican replies “in Mexico we have so many shot glasses you never have to use the same one twice.”
The Native tilts his head back and the shot trickles down his throat. When it’s gone, he tosses the glass into the air. The Native takes out his bow, grabs an arrow and fires at the glass. Bullseye.
The Canadian asks the Native “why did you do that?”
The Native responds “Every month I get free money from the government so I never have to drink from the same glass twice.”
Finally the Canadian slurps back his tequila. He slams his glass on the table, takes out his shotgun and blasts a hole in the Native’s head.
The curious Mexican inquires about the Canadian’s actions.
The Canadian says “there’s so many drunk natives in Canada I never have to drink with the same one twice.
